last night i had a dream that i moved into an apartment and it was haunted. like really obviously and freakily haunted. only sometimes when you'd walk in it was just normal (so, you know, no one would believe me). but i always knew it was going to be haunted when i'd approach my front door and Julia Roberts would walk out. yeah, Julia Roberts. she'd always walk out saying the exact same thing. and i'd know when i walked in there'd be something under the covers making monster noises and the mirror would show the back of my body instead of the front.