song i'm listening to while typing this post: "helicopter," by deerhunter

why hasn't anyone invented internet hypnosis yet? wait, has somebody? it just seems like that would be a way easy way to become hypnotized. or wait, do you have to have your eyes closed to get hypnotized? because if so, how are you supposed to look at the dangling watch the person saying "you are getting very sleepy" is holding? or wait, is that an old practice?

i just asked google if that is an old practice and i got tons of hits for "how to hypnotize someone without them knowing (4 easy steps)". really? is that considered socially acceptable to do these days? because if so, that ties right into my question about internet hypnosis. what percentage of the population sits and stares at a computer all day long? that wasn't a question leading to an

answer from me. i want to know. because if it's a lot, which i assume it is, then people could hypnotize you without you knowing it (in 4 easy steps) all the time and then have their way with you (hot). employers, news sites, H&M, people with blogs...

wait. look right here:

you are getting very sleepy...